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Monday, November 06, 2006

NS part 3a

Finally! Haha... But I had decided to split part 3 up into at least 2 parts... This way, at least you guys dun have to wait too long. :)

So, here goes NS Part 3a… :p

After my GSCC, we were all sent to a BMT school… Well, the course was downgraded because the mono-intake was delayed anyway, and so we had no where to go to but to schools… I was delighted… Ok, euphoric would be a better word… Hahaha… Since I spent most of my NS life here, this installment might also be the longest…

And without guessing, you should be able to guess which camp I was being sent to… :p

Anyway, hmm… how should I start… Now, being a BMT school, we will get to see a lot of different recruits. It was kind of fun, actually, now that I see how I was then… Hahaha… I was a well liked instructor as we often get the guys to write appraisals for us and I would seldom get negative comments while the others will get… Hahaha… But at the same time, the recruits would be very sacred of me… I wonder if it is the Guards tab or the kaki beret. I dun think I looked fierce at all! Heh heh… I very nice guy one… Hahaha…

So, anyway, part of our job is to go to Depot Road and be like tour guides, bringing the new recruits, still with long hair and in civilian clothes to collect their uniforms and then to camp for registration… There would be all sorts of guys available… Some eye candy, some eye sore… Hahaha… My favourite would be the scholar batches, as they would look so cute and fair and… well, yummy… LOL! Oh, there would occasionally be beng batches too… Also yummy, if you ask me… ;) The people we will look out for, though, are those classified as 302 recruits… Not that we like them… Just that these are extremely troublesome guys that we need to look after… We need to make sure they are not bullied throughout their time in the school!... And those who had had hormone treatment would even need escorting to the showers!! Some of my friends were made ‘shower room guards’! Among these recruits, I particularly recalled a ‘air stewardess’ and a ‘fat bastard’ …

The ‘Air Stewardess’ is a thin tall guy who actually had breasts… I am not sure if they are implanted or ‘grown’ using hormones… We call ‘her’ the ‘Air Stewardess’ as ‘she’ was enlisted towing this trolley bag with ‘her’… My friend had to carry and tow the ‘luggage’ for ‘her’. He was complaining about it the whole day thereafter! Hahaha… Anyway, we were not allowed near ‘her’, other than ‘her’ instructors… My friends had to escort ‘her’ to use the shower as ‘she’ had to shower alone… It was fun seeing ‘her’ with an almost botak head walking around… But luckily I dun have to handle her… I cannot imagine the trouble…

The ‘Fat Bastard’ is the opposite of the ‘Air Stewardess’. He’s fat and short and had no breasts… but he behaved like a true sissy. He was charged with sexual harassment halfway through the course. He was suggesting to an instructor some sexual favour in exchange of some punishment, I think… and *tada*, he was charged for sexual harassment and sent to DB.. Hahaha… serves him right… Why? This ‘Fat Bastard’ is really too much, sashaying himself around camp and even to the point of trying to seduce me! *Pui*… You know what he did? After his supper one night, he walked around my company whist we are having supper. Then he walked to my right, up a flight of stairs, well out of sight of everyone else, and bent down and use his fingers to rub his ass crack!! For me to see!! I tell you… it was a disgusting sight… He then ran up the stairs and I was too shocked to react…

Why was I seeing in his direction in the first place? Well, few recruits would dare to walk around after supper and all the more few would dare to walk in front of a whole (not yours) company taking supper, so naturally, I will be taking note of what this guy is trying to do… Super suay man, to catch such a sight… Hahaha…

Now, enough of the maddening recuits… Let me talk about my favourite recruits in part 3b, coming up, I hope, pretty soon. :)

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4 Comments:

Blogger thompsonboy said...

oh my Koko, u certainly got my appetite fired up with part 1, cunt wait for part 2 for all the juicy stories...muhahaah

8:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I KOK u!!!!

I'm gonna be a recruit someday!!
Wad maddening recruits~!~!

but dontch U wish I was under you that time??

Heehee!

12:13 AM  
Blogger Ah Kiong said...

most of my closest campmates are 302 and 'girls'
they may need xtra care but i think they are great people
they have more balls then many many guys I know

and that guards tag so small
cant possibly scare anyone la

12:43 AM  
Blogger Buaya said...

True, some of the best people are those branded as 'girls'... :)

I think I was just too fierce then! Hahaha... :p

1:35 PM  

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