Will you do this?...

I was with a friend walking out of a Seven-Eleven when one young-ish tourist-looking Indian guy overheard us talking about a possible prostitute... and turned around and ask my friend something...

He asked if... We are gay!!!...

My goodness!! How rude can a person be?? I mean he was just standing by the roadside seemingly like waiting for a taxi and he overheard us talking about a girl possibly being a prostitute... How could and how dare he turned around and asked if we are gay?!?!?!...

I mean I know we are cute... *Ok, ok*... I hear some people complain... Let me repeat...

I mean I know my friend is cute (Oh, I think he IS SUPER CUTE)... :p, but that does not necessarily mean he is or we are gay!!...

I am shocked and did not feel anger then but after some time, yes, I do feel angry... That was very very rude of him!... Hmm!...

The Devil Wears Prada...

Ooo... I love Meryl Streep... She's SOoooo cool... :p

And Anne Hathaway looks so gorgeous... :p

One can tell who's gay when you watch this movie, haha... the gay men would go like 'Ooo, Jimmy Choo'... 'Ooo, Prada'... 'Gorgeous, sister!'... etc... Haha...

Ok, not all gay men will say those... but I heard something like that from 2 guys seated behind me... Heh heh...

I had been extremely tired out from the argument-filled overseas shopping trip... And some exciting affairs from work had tire me out almost totally... So sorry, guys, stories would have to wait... :p

That's all... :p

Buaya is back...

... and will be in 'trouble' with his credit card bills! Hahaha...

I overspent... :p

And had BIG arguments with boy the WHOLE time... Gave up... Not travelling with him liao... unless it is for celebrating special occassions...

But, well, one good thing, our relationship survived the trip and the horrible arguments... "/

Buaya can't wait...

... to go for his long awaited and much deserved holiday...

And Buaya's down with fever... So, no mood to write... Think NS part 3 has to be after my holiday... Sorry, guys...

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Always wanted to try this...

Let me see if I have 41 random pics to share...

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This is MORE difficult than I think!! :p

Happy 41st National Day!

41 things to do on National Day...

While thinking of 41 world famous Singaporeans... Why not think of 41 things you can do on the holiday tomorrow... :p

In no particular order and not necessarily to do all 41 things...

1) Go JB and relak... You can look for the body to body massage there… Hee…
2) Go Sentosa or East Coast and sun tan… and make new friends…
3) Squeeze with the crowd at the National Stadium for the NDP
4) Squeeze with the crowd at the various open areas for the fireworks show
5) Book a hotel room facing the water front and enjoy the fireworks show while having sex…
6) Go to the various health clubs and spas and take part in their National Day parties... :p
7) Have GREAT sex with your partner
8) Eat durian at Geylang
9) Stay at home to watch the NDP
10) Go shopping to make use of the National Day discounts and sales
11) Go for a massage... and remember to ask for extras... :p And post reviews on Blowing Wind... and on my blog…
12) Read my blog (and vote for it in PLUBlogs.com) Haha...
13) Read some porn and jerk off...
14) Go on IRC and make some new friends
15) Download some porn and jerk off...
16) Take the cable car to Sentosa, especially if you are going there to tan as suggested earlier... How long had you NOT taken the cable car? :p
17) If you have pets, play with them... and feed them!
18) Clean your room... You don't know who might be sleeping with you tonight after the fireworks show... :p
19) Email me the good porn pics that you have… :p
20) Tell your partner that you love him
21) Sing the National Anthem while watching the NDP
22) Call your friends whom you had not contacted for some time…
23) Go Fort Road after the fireworks show, you never know who you will meet there… :p
24) Go and pamper yourself… Get have a milk bath…
25) Learn a new language, or shall I say, start to learn a new language…
26) Read the Karma Sutra and learn a new position…
27) Practice the new position learnt with your desired partner… :p
28) Go and enjoy a facial…
29) Meet your friends!...
30) Go watch a movie…
31) Bake a cake and share with your neighbours…
32) Go exercise… Bowling, swimming, badminton, cycling, having sex…
33) Make your own porn… Film yourself having sex… Oh, ask your partner for permission first, please… :p
34) Practice the perfect way to give oral sex… Go figure yourself how you are going to practice…
35) Write a story
36) Write a story on your sexual experiences… and email me… :p
37) Take a cruise… To the Southern Islands of Singapore
38) Go to Pulau Ubin and enjoy the nature…
39) Sun tan nude at the infamous Fort Road Beach… at your own risk!
40) Try out phone sex…
41) Think of some world famous Singaporeans to fill up my previous list... :p

Happy National Day!

Our Sunny Island will be 41 years old tomorrow... When will the people on the island be as mature? Open up your minds and listen...

Ok, let's do something really boh liao... :p

Since 41 is the special number this year, let's...

Help me name 41 world famous Singaporeans… I only managed to get the following:

Politics:
1) Mr Lee Kuan Yew, Senior Minister and founder of modern Singapore
2) Mr Goh Chok Tong, Senior Minister
3) Mr Lee Hsien Loong, Prime Minister
4) His Excellency, Ambassador Kishore Mahbubani, Sngapore's UN Ambassador
5) Professor Tommy Koh, former Sigapore's UN Ambassador
6) Her Excellency, Ambassdor Chan Heng Chee, Singapore's Ambassador to the United States of America
7) Mr Philip Yeo, Chairman of Singapore's Agency of Science, Technology and Research and former Chairman of Singapore's Economic Development Board
8) Dr Chee Soon Juan, Singapore's infamous Opposition voice...
9) Mr JB Jeyaretnam, Singaopore’s original infamous Opposition voice…

Entertainment:
10) Phua Chu Kang, Singapore's most famous contractor, also famous in Johor and Batam (Sorry, Gurmit)
11) Fann Wong, TCS actress, thanks to Jackie Chan
12) Christopher Lee, TCS actor
13) Stephanie Sun, singer
14) Tanya Chua, singer
15) Kit Chan, singer
16) Mavis Hee, singer
17) JJ Lim, singer
18) Ah Du, singer
19) Dick Lee, singer, music composer, entertainer, playwrite and Singapore Idol judge
20) Catherine Lim, writer
21) Vanessa Mae, violinist
22) Corrinne May, singer and songwriter
23) 'Siao Mei' of ‘Desperate Housewives’ fame
24) Anabel Chong, porn star
25) Jack Neo, artist, entertainer and film maker
26) Royston Tan, movie director
27) David Gan, hairstylist
28) Eric Khoo, film maker
29) T'ang Quartet (there are 4 members... but count as 1 entity :p ), music group
30) Liang Wern Fook (Liang Wen Fu), writer, musician and songwriter
31) Jeremy Monteirom, pianist and singer
32) Anita Sarawak, singer and entertainer

Business:
33) Mr Sim Wong Hoo, founder of Creative Technologies

Medicine:
34) The late Prof Chao Tzee Cheng, forensic pathologist

Art:
35) Tan Swie Hian, artist, calligrapher, poet and translator

Sports:
36) Xin Jun Hong, former National table tennis team member
37) Li Jiawei, National table tennis team memer
38) Ronald Susilo, National badminton team member
39) Joycelyn Yeo, National swimming team member

Blogsphere:
40) Mr Brown
41) Buaya (!! Hahahaha!!) - Hey, I have an international audience, ok... Haha...

Thanks for the help to complete the list! :p

The Keyboard Activist Speaks...

I am reposting this from Gay To The Bone.

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the keyboard activist speaks
THIS IS NOT A LIST-THE-NEGATIVITY EXERCISE AND THERE ARE A NUMBER OF COUNTER-EXAMPLES BUT THEY ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN. I FIGURED A FAIR NUMBER OF PEOPLE READ MY JOURNAL AND IT MIGHT BE A GOOD PLACE TO RAISE AWARENESS ABOUT HOW MUCH HATE THERE IS OUT THERE. THIS IS NOT SO MUCH ABOUT SCREWED-UP GENDER ROLES BUT BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS.



I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

(Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.)
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I guess I am being emotional...

I talked to my boy recently about his avoiding to have sex with me... I told him I am worried that if this goes on, one fine day, he will just see me just as a good friend... I did not continue... I wanted to also say that then he would most probably start to see other guys for sex and then will fall for one of them and leave me... Without him knowing it as it happens...

I did not continue because he assured me, once I start, that he is not seeing anyone and that if he does not love me he would not bother to meet me at all... And so I am just thinking too much...

Well... He had stopped acknowledging me as his 'hubby' liao... What say you??... :/

Made some new friends...

Buaya made some new friends over the past week... Wah, like so happening hor... :p

Really, they were really interesting... I meant the dinners with the new friends... And of course, some of the new friends... Haha...

No, don't think wrongly... NOTHING happened except dinner and small talks hor... Though, seriously, Buaya really wished some of those whom he met would like to know Buaya better... Alone... Hahahaha!!... :p

Penile addiction - part 2... :p

Haha... More seemingly meaningless mumblings on my addiction to the penis... :p

There is something deadly erotic about seeing the penis performing its physical functions... Of course, being gay, we would love to see the hard cock plowing someone's (or our own's) ass or mouth or happy in someone's (or our own's) hands... And best of all, if the hard cock is our own! :p

However, how many of us every bother to ask what are the psychological functions of the penis?

As I am addicted to seeing the penis, I must confess, I love to look at crotches as the men walked by me... Especially those guys who wore the straight front pleatless pants (which will bring out the crotch buldge)... I wonder why is it that most men would love to show off their buldge size... I know I would love to... It makes me proud... Would you?

Would a bigger buldge makes you more confident? Would you be more attractive? Hmm...

And as mentioned in Da Vinci's Code, the more penis the person has, the more powerful he seemingly becomes (and so developed the army ranking systems)... How many men would demean or belittle other men by making them suck their cock? Or rub their cock or semen on their bodies or faces? It may not be completely sexual...

Ok lah... that was just me trying to be philosophical... :p

Talking about the penis' physical functions, besides seeing it getting hard and engaging in various sexual positions, I would also love to see a cock peeing... I wonder why... When I am standing at the urinals, I would ALWAYS want to see the cock of the guys standing around me... Even if it is my boy or a friend's... :p

Oh, and how many of you actually get to see your partner's cock flaccid... :p

Many gay guys don't like the idea of playing with soft dicks... They want INSTANT hard dicks that they can hold, kiss, lick, suck, put in their ass etc... But I would love to see a soft dick... and slowly see it get hard for the finale... Hahaha...

Ok... Enough mumblings... Some guys made me really horny last night and this afternoon and I had not seek release... Hahaha... So, just talking 'cock' to release some 'pent up' frustrations... :p

Will be going back to writing my HIStory - NS life part 3!... :p