NS Part 3c!!

Oh... And there seems to be a part 3d!!! I have so many things to say about my NS life... Hahaha...

Anyway, starting to feel better now that the car thing is settled... But my boss is returning from holiday! SO nervous now... I wonder if I had completed all the stuff he wanted me to do... So scared will kena scolding when he returns! :p

Ok, back to the main point of this post. :) Ahh… Part 3c of my NS life… Amazing how I ended writing 3 sections to this part and still has more to write… Haha… :p

Now, I think I mentioned I will write about something fun in this part eh?... :p Ok, here goes… I remember, when I was a recruit myself, and having the first field camp, my instructors were teaching us how important a powderbath is and how they will check if we had done a powerbath properly… They wanted us to strip to our underwear and then apply powder on ourselves generously. Then to check, they made us pull our underwear’s elastic band and let it snap back to see the powder cloud it made. Now, it is MY turn to check… But guess what? I totally forgotten what to look out for… :p So, for my first powderbath check, I did something amazingly stupid!

You will never guess what I did… Instead of asking them to snap their underwear elastic band, I pulled their elastic band and shine the torchlight at their dicks!! Hahaha… What a bumper… And the recruits found what I did funny… They were joking after the session that I had seen all the different sizes that men has… I was so embarrassed… And luckily, the darkness of the night helps to prevent them from seeing my reddened face. I think I made them snap the band themselves for the second batch and subsequently after that. I was just plain too lazy to go check on them… by then, there would be new instructors and they can do this job… :p

Well, usually, I was too tired then and my ‘gayness’ was not as ‘built-in’ then and I did not enjoy the moment… I did not take in the ‘wonderful’ sight of the powdered dicks in the face and who they belonged to or how the cutest guy’s dick looked like… I was just doing my job… and frankly, I wasn’t very interested… :p If it is NOW… Then, hahaha… “Be careful, my little recruits… Sergeant Buaya is coming to check your little dickies…” Bwahahahaha… :p

During the field camps, us instructors would be crazy if we also have the powder baths… :p So, what we do is, when it is time for the transport to bring back dinner/supper, we will go in batches back camp to shower and change. :) Ahh… The comfort of being able to shower… :p Usually, we would be showering alone as usually do so near the company line, which only has 1 shower point and there was no such for us to shower together. There was one particular time, when someone was using the showers and I dun want to wait. And I suddenly thought it was kinda kinky to shower at the recruits’ toilet. I remember, when I was a recruit, my officers would do that when we are turning in and they will forbid us to use the toilets when they are showering. Hmm… Come to think of it, I wonder what they really are doing inside the toilet… :p

Anyway, back to my story, there would always be a few recruits who would be excused from attending the field camps and they will stay in camp to help the COS. Tahty particular time when I decided to shower at the recruits’ toilet, there was this recruit, who’s father was a Major then, saw me entering the shower room. I didn’t think much about it, but as I strip, wet myself, soap up and got really hard, thinking of the boys who had been showering there, I hear this guy shouting ‘Sergeant, I want to join you in the shower!’… I panicked, poked my head out of the doorless cubicle and saw him with a towel in his hand at the toilet door grinning at me! He asked if he could join in! I tell you… if he had been quiet and was standing naked behind me I would have not cared… but then, my brains took over my balls almost instantly and I ordered him out of the toilet!... I am glad I did… First, I am not sure if he is gay! Second, I was having a raging hard erection! Third, his father was a Major! What IF he is NOT gay and saw my hard cock??? What would have happened?? Too many possibilities of the scene going bad… I just quickly jerked off, cum and showered and went off!...

This guy, I tell you, was not actually, my type also lah. I was in the company toilet one day when he rushed in and started taking his shorts off! I queried and he told me he was being punished by the platoon sergeant and had to wear his underwear outside… I turned around and didn’t see him remove his underwear… Maybe he is gay and thought I was eyeing him at the toilet then and so that’s why he wanted to shower with me… :/

Talking about showering… Since I joined the BMT school, I had been using the company shower area for showering and so had been showering alone and not seen naked wet bodies for the longest of time. There was once, some recruits complained of instructors practically living in the company lines and the instructors were made to go back to the HQ area for shower and sleeping. However, seriously, the HQ building is too far away and after 1-2 weeks, we were all back to the company lines. :p However, during that time, it allowed me to have the opportunity to finally see some colleagues showering! Hahaha… :p I remembered eyeing a cute guy once but he was very conscious of being naked and having people around! Hahaha… nothing happened… nothing to really recall too. However, I recalled a last showering incident in the camp! :) I managed to see my cute and young OC shower! Hahaha… I was just entering the company toilet one afternoon and I found myself fact to face with the cutest butt I had seen! It belonged to my OC and he turn his head around, saw me and closed his shower room door… *Damn!*… Hahaha… My OC was a handsome and young SAF scholar… Very yummy and to this day, I still remember his butt and his closing the door… Hahaha… The last time I saw him, he was just a Major and he had a daughter liao…

Since I am on the topic of seeing butts… Another part of our job then was to escort some recruits to and from DB and camp. This is not a glamorous job and we generally do not like to do this job. Anything can happen along the way. Someone was demoted once as his escortee escaped!... And we have to constantly handcuff ourselves to the DB guy… Not fun… I think I had the ‘honour’ of doing this twice… But I can only recalled one incident… I was at the DB waiting to pick him up and send him back to camp. He looked just like a typical beng, quite skinny… I took him over from the MP and handcuffed him to myself and brought him to the rover and the driver drive us back camp. In camp, I had to send him to the Medical Center for the MO to check. Upon entering the MO’s room, I locked the door and removed the handcuffs, the MO asked the guy to strip totally. I was dumb folded!... :p I was not prepared… But the guy just removed his t-shirt and his shorts like he was just going for a shower… No hesitation. Only then was I reminded he was not wearing under his shorts. Damn! I should have paid more attention to that area earlier! Hahaha… But I only got to see his backside… the MO looked around and then asked a few questions and asked him to wear his clothes back. End of show. Hahaha…

This part is getting too long… Think I will write the rest some other time. :p I remembered I said I want to write about my first fuck in this installment, right? :p Tthink I will reserve it for part 3d! :p But, I can still write another point… :) We instructors often have some time to bond and talk cock, sing song… especially after training hours. I remember, during one relaxing session, some guy began to talk about playing a truth or dare session… :p A Chinese instructor was asked about his virginity and he just told us about part of his sextory. We had a good laugh and frankly, I was not really interested (which explained why I did not write about it here! :p) However, when it was a Malay instructor’s turn, he was asked about whether he had gay sex before! Now, it caught my attention! :p He answered frankly: ‘Yes’ and that he had a guy who sucked for him although he is still with his girlfriend!! I was so intrigued, I asked him whether he was telling the truth some days later and he asked me if I was interested! *Gosh!*… But, no… I did not say yes and I just say I was just curious to know and walked off… :/

Ok lah, really wrote a lot liao… Better rest… :p Save the best for part 3d? Heh heh… :) Part 3d WILL have sex!... :p

Should I?

Update the blogger version of this blog? The new version does not seem to be better in any way... And the layout does not seem good... Any ideas, anyone?

Oh, let me know also, which slogan (see last post) is good... Might just use one... ;)

Thanks!

Not enough sleep today... Only like 4-5hrs. Very gong gong stone stone now... Cannot think... Buaya into stoning mode soon... :/

Buaya slogans!

Time to have some fun... :)

No, not sex... I wished, though... Hahaha... Email me for that! Hahaha...

Anyway, here are some Buaya slogans (taken from this site)

I like this:
Obey Your Buaya

Have Buaya Your Way
Don't Be Vague. Ask for Buaya.
Happiness is a Cigar Called Buaya.
Buaya- The Freshmaker!
If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Buaya.
Gee, Your Buaya Smells Terrific
Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Buaya
It's Just For Me And My Buaya
Melts In Your Buaya, Not In Your Hand
Nothing Sucks Like A Buaya
It's the Buaya You Can See
Where Buaya is a Pleasure
Buaya Really Satisfies
Buaya, Take Me Away
Buaya: The Other White Meat
Devon Knows How They Make Buaya So Creamy
There's First Love, and There's Buaya Love
It's Shake 'n' Buaya, and I Helped

Have a Buaya and Smile
The World's Favourite Buaya
A Day Without Buaya is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
Wouldn't You Like To Be A Buaya Too?
Come to Life. Come to Buaya.
Uh-oh, Better Get Buaya
It's How Buaya Is Done
Go On, Get Your Buaya Out
It Does Exactly What It Says On The Buaya
There Ain't No Party Like A Buaya Party

Designed for Buaya, Engineered to Last
Buaya Is Our Middle Name
Happiness is Buaya-Shaped
Fill It To The Rim With Buaya
Sometimes You Feel Like a Buaya, Sometimes You Don't.
Leggo my Buaya!
Buaya Makes Everything Better
Make Every Buaya Count
The Buaya of Champions
All Buaya, All The Time
For The Buaya You Don't Yet Know
Never Knowingly Buaya

And lastly: This is...

The Home of Buaya

Which one do you like? Let me know! :)

Costly damage...

Ok, some update... Assessor says my damage is 4 digit... and through hearsay, the other party can pretty much claim as much as a 4 or 5 digit sum!... So... *Sigh*... I am claiming insurance... But still need to pay insurance excess... which is more than half a thousand dollars... Super sian!!!...

And I need to spend a lot on other stuff this month!... Extra super sian!!!...

Dunno where I will get the money from...

Will try to cheer up soon, though...

Shaky Buaya

Buaya just a car accident and is still quite shock.

I am so in trouble... I dunno whether I can sleep later... *Sigh*...

NS part 3b!

So exciting... Part b of my NS part 3 story... heh heh... Here goes...

Ahh… My favourite recruits… :p

Sadly, I cannot recall a lot of them… :/

Life in the BMT school can be pretty boring after a while as it was pretty routine stuff… After a couple of batches, we start to try something new… and one thing we tried was to identify a recruit and then make him our favourite recruit and concentrate all the goodies on him… Heh…

I recalled a handsome one I picked as my favourite recruit and even declared it… The other recruits from that batch knows and some gets pretty ‘jealous’… Hahaha… Over a POP lunch, my favourite recruit did not turn up and they were all like saying ‘Sarge, your boy boy not here leh.’ Or something to that effect… Hahaha… Then I realized I might be a tad too obvious on ‘pampering’ this favourite recruit of mine… :p What did I do to this favourite recruit? Actually, I cannot recall… But nothing sexual, just maybe talked to him more, paid more attention to him, especially during PT lessons etc… Just to make him feel special…

Heh heh heh… Ok… I recalled there was a time when TCS was tasked to film something for SAF Day… And they had to do an MTV of soldiers in training. So, where to go to but naturally to BMT school… the place with the least sensitive things to film… And which star they decide to bring along? The yummy Edmund Chen!!! I tell you, I like Edmund since a long long time ago… I remember, I always LOVE to see him topless… There was a shower scene in some alien drama that I still recall till now and used for jerking off last time… Heh… So, I was very excited when I know he was shooting the MTV. But, sadly, I was not involved… :( I only managed to catch a glimpse of some of my recruits and Edmund playing with water topless… *Sigh*…

My favourite time during my stint in the school was the night time… We are relatively freed up and night exercises are less tedious… Also, it was when we can shower, watch tv and rest and talk cock… One thing we seldom do, but is our duty is to actually check on the recruits sleeping… especially if we are on duty. I remember when I was a recruit, my instructors will actually check that we were sleeping and not hiding somewhere to chat/smoke/fight/fuck etc… Well, me and my friends apparently did not bother… we often let the recruits do what they want upstairs… Until one night, when I was on duty and I decide to be a little on the ball… :p

And I wished I had spent more time checking these boys… :p No, I did not find any hanky panky activities… Too bad… But I managed to see the young boys sleeping, most baring their developing bodies… one even had his hand inside his shorts whilst he sleeps… Wow, wonder what he will do when he gets a woody when in dreamland, right? Heh… I made fun of him the next day in front of his platoon mates… he was rather embarrassed and denied he sleeps with his hand inside his shorts… Hohoho…

I didn’t go up to their bunks again at night… was too plain lazy… I should have… Maybe I could have seen more…

I did, however, did something very naughty… I checked on them while they were bathing… Hahaha… You know, when you are in a room and your instructors enter the room, you are supposed to shout ‘Room!’ and stop moving? Heh… We did that whilst they were showering… It was kinda fun… but I cannot recall any ‘outstanding’ scenes or special meat… :p Just them trying hard to cover their jewels or trying not to giggle… Too bad… Heh…

Since I am on the topic of toilets… Part of our duty then was to assist in conducting urine tests when CNB wanted to… There were various duties, including making the recruits, who were made to free-ball for the test, drink water and immediately do star jumps… Apparently, jumping around while you free ball makes you want to urine… and also, it will make you drop almost anything you could be hiding in your shorts that you want to pass off as your urine sample… It was kinda kinky to think of the boys, all free-balling, jumping up and down… Imagine their cocks and balls having a roller-coaster time… *Jingle bells, jingle bells*… Heh heh…

Another duty during this period was to sit in the toilet and making sure the recruit pee into the given bottle… This could be a fun job for gay men, but few would admit being gay and volunteer for this job… :p Anyway, the boys are not made to pee facing us, but made to turn around and pee into the bottle, what a waste… Hahaha… No point being in this station… :p

Ok, ok…back to night time… :p I knew that this happens in many camps… We were warned not to do it… As, if the MPs were to do a surprise check and if someone was found to possess them, the whole room will be charged… Regardless of whether you are found watching or not… Yes, I am talking about pornographic tapes. Watching porn together in camp is something really interesting… I had not experience something like this before… A group of hot blooded young men, all supposedly straight, get together in a small darkened room and watching people fuck on TV… There were stories of mass masturbations, some mutuals, some will ‘come out’ and serve as cock suckers etc… BUT, alas, in my case, non happened… We just sit down and watch the porn together and actually, laugh and talk about the plot… *Sheesh*… Aren’t these guys supposed to be horny after watching the lesbian scenes and the girls kena fucked and sucking the men’s cocks?... Really, nothing happened… Except this young guy (he’s barely 18, cos he was recruited at 16 and he’s a regular)… He excused himself from the room halfway through the show and went to the toilet… I suspected, and I think the whole room suspected it, but no one followed and see if he was really masturbating in the toilet… :p I should have… then things might be steamier during the time when he was with us… Hahaha… That was the only time we watched porn together in camp… And the only time I watch porn with straight men or with a group of men, for that matter… If only something had happened… Then my lifestory could be more interesting than this… Hahaha…

Another interesting thing that happened in camp late at night was answering harassment phone calls… I tell you, if The Ring was shown earlier, then this would be scary and erotic… Hahaha… Late at night, near to midnight, some weird guy will call the school, and moan and talk dirty to whoever who picked up the phone… I kena him a few times and would either scold him or laugh at him and then hang up on the call… But there was once, I thought I was alone and I decide to play along. I hold onto the line and as he started to talk dirty, I responded… Eventually, I was all hot and hard and I need to finish this phone sex… So, I went to my PC’s room and start to jerk off whilst talking dirty with the guy over the other end of the line… I was even trying to explore my PC’s laptop to see if he had any porn to add to my excitement… Eventually, I found nothing on his laptop and I jerked myself till I cum and hung up on the guy. At the same time, the stupid BDO (who happens to be the CDO) decided to look for the phone and knocked on my PC’s door, asking what I was doing inside the room… It was pretty embarrassing and I think my face must be red… I dun think he smelt any cum or spotted anything funny, though… :p He must have thought Iw as just using the phone in private. :p

Ok lah, this part 3b had been pretty long… :p Luckily, I had decided to split part 3… Easier to write and read as well… There is still part 3c, which I think I will write on how I ALMOST had sex in camp and, *drum rolls*… My First Fuck?… :p

NS part 3a

Finally! Haha... But I had decided to split part 3 up into at least 2 parts... This way, at least you guys dun have to wait too long. :)

So, here goes NS Part 3a… :p

After my GSCC, we were all sent to a BMT school… Well, the course was downgraded because the mono-intake was delayed anyway, and so we had no where to go to but to schools… I was delighted… Ok, euphoric would be a better word… Hahaha… Since I spent most of my NS life here, this installment might also be the longest…

And without guessing, you should be able to guess which camp I was being sent to… :p

Anyway, hmm… how should I start… Now, being a BMT school, we will get to see a lot of different recruits. It was kind of fun, actually, now that I see how I was then… Hahaha… I was a well liked instructor as we often get the guys to write appraisals for us and I would seldom get negative comments while the others will get… Hahaha… But at the same time, the recruits would be very sacred of me… I wonder if it is the Guards tab or the kaki beret. I dun think I looked fierce at all! Heh heh… I very nice guy one… Hahaha…

So, anyway, part of our job is to go to Depot Road and be like tour guides, bringing the new recruits, still with long hair and in civilian clothes to collect their uniforms and then to camp for registration… There would be all sorts of guys available… Some eye candy, some eye sore… Hahaha… My favourite would be the scholar batches, as they would look so cute and fair and… well, yummy… LOL! Oh, there would occasionally be beng batches too… Also yummy, if you ask me… ;) The people we will look out for, though, are those classified as 302 recruits… Not that we like them… Just that these are extremely troublesome guys that we need to look after… We need to make sure they are not bullied throughout their time in the school!... And those who had had hormone treatment would even need escorting to the showers!! Some of my friends were made ‘shower room guards’! Among these recruits, I particularly recalled a ‘air stewardess’ and a ‘fat bastard’ …

The ‘Air Stewardess’ is a thin tall guy who actually had breasts… I am not sure if they are implanted or ‘grown’ using hormones… We call ‘her’ the ‘Air Stewardess’ as ‘she’ was enlisted towing this trolley bag with ‘her’… My friend had to carry and tow the ‘luggage’ for ‘her’. He was complaining about it the whole day thereafter! Hahaha… Anyway, we were not allowed near ‘her’, other than ‘her’ instructors… My friends had to escort ‘her’ to use the shower as ‘she’ had to shower alone… It was fun seeing ‘her’ with an almost botak head walking around… But luckily I dun have to handle her… I cannot imagine the trouble…

The ‘Fat Bastard’ is the opposite of the ‘Air Stewardess’. He’s fat and short and had no breasts… but he behaved like a true sissy. He was charged with sexual harassment halfway through the course. He was suggesting to an instructor some sexual favour in exchange of some punishment, I think… and *tada*, he was charged for sexual harassment and sent to DB.. Hahaha… serves him right… Why? This ‘Fat Bastard’ is really too much, sashaying himself around camp and even to the point of trying to seduce me! *Pui*… You know what he did? After his supper one night, he walked around my company whist we are having supper. Then he walked to my right, up a flight of stairs, well out of sight of everyone else, and bent down and use his fingers to rub his ass crack!! For me to see!! I tell you… it was a disgusting sight… He then ran up the stairs and I was too shocked to react…

Why was I seeing in his direction in the first place? Well, few recruits would dare to walk around after supper and all the more few would dare to walk in front of a whole (not yours) company taking supper, so naturally, I will be taking note of what this guy is trying to do… Super suay man, to catch such a sight… Hahaha…

Now, enough of the maddening recuits… Let me talk about my favourite recruits in part 3b, coming up, I hope, pretty soon. :)

Problem solved?

Well... The pasxt few days, I am having problems accessing my blog from home... Think something to do with some cache or something like that... Buaya is Internet-handicapped... So wun know why...

Anyway, am in office and so can read blog comments and post...

Daniel... Yes, I also wonder why relationships need so much drama to work... Anyway, I insists on meeting my boy and we had a talk late at night and I told him my thoughts... Especially the fact that I don't understand why I can feel lonely when I am in a relationship...

He re-assured me that he loves me and we will have to work out to accomodate each party's personal time and hobbies and yet being able to understand and take note of the other party's feelings...

Anyway, I still need to tell him more stuff over this 1-2 weeks... I want to make sure he understands and will not take me granted...

I hope this can be solved and I can let it rest and concentrate on my work... and post stories on this blog... :)

Gosh, I am REALLY past the 'deadline' for my NS part 3 eh?... :p

I FINALLY found a copy of the NS part 3 that I had wrote previously that I had accidentally deleted... *Yay!*... Let me see if I can post a NS Part 3a later... :p