Definition of sex

Well... I guess I better start writing something happy eh?... :p

Many thanks for the concern showered upon me for my recent roller-coaster trip down the emo lane...

If I dun post something, more will think I am still feeling emo...

So... I dug up something old... But nice... I remembered when I was chatting with a friend over MSN many months ago and we talked about our own definition of sex then... Here’s what I wrote:

“Sex is an erotic and sensual physical body contact to include excessive exchange of certain bodily fluid, especially those excreted via the oral crevice. It can or need not include the contact of certain hard external organ gorged with hemoglobin. Preferentially it should include at least an insertion of the hemoglobin engorged organ into a welcoming wet and warm oral crevice, supplemented by a welcoming lash of the tongue to provide a sensual and wet massage of the mentioned organ”

Hahaha... Corny hor... But I wonder why I only talked about oral sex and not anal sex... :p Maybe I am still more a oral person... :p Afterall, it takes considerably more effort to fuck some one and make him happy... :p

But... What if you are the one being fucked instead of the one fucking others?

Hmm... How many times had I been fucked? Maybe I should do a write up on this some time soon... :p

A Big THANK YOU to friends...

Well... I think I owe a lot to those who considered me as their friend a big THANK YOU.

I know there are some who are concerned about me... And I know there are some who will be concerned. But are just too tied up with other matters of their own at the moment.

Maybe Luppie is right... It is not right for me to be a vampire to them. Sucking away at their life energy, when they are in need of this energy to deal with their own problems.

Thus, I want to say 'Thank you' to the following:

SS: Thank you. Your simple gesture of messaging me as and when, warms me. Seeing your sms-es simply asking me how I had spent my day will remind me that there are still people thinking of me.

LS: Thank you. Thank you for bring around when I was pestering. Sorry for not being around when you need help.

NFB: Thank you. You are VERY nice. And I felt it. You might sometimes say something too bluntly, but although the truth hurts, I think it takes and it means a lot for someone to tell another person straight in the face, whatever was wrong. I certainly appreciates it.

TS: Thank you. You had been cheering me up recently and I appreciated it. A lot. Seeing you scream and running away can be a little demoralizing, but I guess to you, it means I am a real friend. Not just any stranger. :)

CB: Thank you. Although we knew other only very recently, you had been concerned with my well being since. I really appreciated it a lot.

AV: Thank you. Though we seldom talk but you are always concerned. I really appreaciates it.

AB: Thank you. Thank you for accepting me.

Last but not least,

SA: Thank you. You are perhaps the first guy who really think of me as a good friend. Even got a song to describe us. Its my first time to have a dedicated song and I will always remember it.

I think I am not just being too emotional. I think it might be time to re-evaluate myself. And my value, my worth.

I need to take a break.

Perhaps watching some sobby TVB serials and crying out in my own room might do me good...

Oh... And I need to watch my health too...

Thanks for reading...

Friends?

Hmm... I was very upset after reading a friend's blog entry recently... I suddenly felt a little 心寒 (cold) when I read his entry... I felt like I was never seen as a friend... :(

At the same time, I also read that a few other friends seem to also have problems with friends. Or people they regard as friends and are blogging about their thoughts...

After reading all of their blog entries, I can't help but wonder who can really be considered as my friends and who are just people who enjoyed my company for a short while when they are lonely or needs entertainment or needs advise or needs sex or whatever the reasons might be...

I can't help but feel a little helpless.

I never really had good friends. And I thought I had finally embarked on my belated journey to find good friends when I find BW. But had I?...

Do you know how is it like to always not have people who wanna meet you for dinner?

Do you know how it is like to always go around thick-skinningly asking people whether you can join them for their dinner and activities?

Do you know how it is like when you are in a group and you do not know what they are saying or what is going on?

Do you know how it is like to sit in a group of people you know but you have nothing to say, not because you don't want to say anything?

Do you know how it is like when you bring someone to a group and they became closer and you became out?

I used to tell people who asked me these questions that these are normal occurrences. And that we should just accept what is going on as it is a part of life. But if it happens too often, one can't help but start to wonder. Is it normal? Or is it because of me?

I think I am scared now. I am scared I had just been living in my own fantasy.

I am afraid I had mis-read all the signs all this while. And thus making a fool out of myself... Making myself a laughing stock.

:|

*shit*... Am I going down the road of clinical depression again?

Thanks for reading...

What is wrong?

I almost fainted in my company toilet just now...

All of a sudden, I kinda feel like one side of me is heavier than the other and I start to lean and fall over to one side. I steadied myself and soon, I feel myself leaning towards the other side...

This had never happened before... And I am kinda scared...

I had blacked out for a few seconds when I was in my undergrad days. I was doing my attachment and was working on a beam 10m off the ground when I blacked out. Luckily, the time was short and I managed to recover and grab on to something. But I had my safety harness on then also lah... The doctors whom I asked about this all mentioned it is ok, if it never happens again...

But this time, it was not a black out. I just felt my head and body went off balanced slowly...

What is happening to me?

:|

99,999th and 100,000th readers

Thanks for reading the blog. The 99,999th and 100,000th readers had emailed me their screen captures. I will arrange a dinner with them. :)

Anyway, if you guys are interested to meet up with me, you can always email me at ibuaya@gmail.com to arrange. :)

I am always open for meeting new friends for dinner. Or more. Hahaha... :)

Mama Mia!

Caught the show... And I loved it! :p

I almost wanted to stand by and sing along... Kekeke... In fact... I DID sing along... Until I realised I might be singing a little too loudly to let the young gay boy sitting next to me hear... :p

Dun want the young boys to laugh at us old boys, eh? :p

I LOVE ABBA! Hahaha... :p

Anyway, the movie is about a girl, who was raised by a single mother, wanting to know who her father is, and so invited 3 possible ones to her wedding... And in the end, each discovered what they really want... :) It is a story based on the ABBA songs and so if you love them, like me, go forth and catch the show! :)

However... I kinda think Merryl is a little... err... not really suitable leh... In some scenes, she just look like she is feeling weird and not natural... :p

Colin is good... And he has a surprised... ;)

I got the sound track and I think I will get the movie DVD and watch and sing along many times... LOL! :p

Oh oh oh... Lots of man chest to look at too... And a butt scene! ;) Bear lovers should enjoy some scenes...

Enjoy! :)

Lazy

That's how I will describe myself for the past week... Including today...

I just dun feel like doing up my charts or the write ups that I had wanted to do for the blog...

Maybe it is due to the fact that I had not been sleeping well for the past week... I had been tossing and turning in bed for 1-2hrs before falling asleep... And then waking up in the morning tired and aching all over. To add on, it had been raining intermittently and day time temperatures had been soaring again... And I think, due to all these, I had been feeling heaty... And even developing ulcers...

All the more I feel sian. No mood to even go find sex... :p

Also, been putting on weight... And thus, feeling unattractive... Even when meeting friends, new or old, there just will not be any 'action' involved... Which I think is due to my new gained weight... Haiz...

Oh well... Hope next week on, I can have the energy to blog... :p

Thanks for reading...

My Sassy Girl

*Yawn*

:p

That's how I will describe this movie, a Hollywood re-make of the very popular and funny Korean movie of the same title...

And not only do they share the same title, they share the same plot, same jokes and same choking (would-be) moments...

In case you didn't watch the Korean original, this movie is about a 'loser' guy who met and rescued a pretty girl who turned out to an unreasonable girl who sticks to the guy and wanna be his girlfriend. The girl was actually trying to let go of her past and the 2 fall in love in the end.

Unfortunately, though, this Hollywood version is boring and slow and the characters lack development and worse of all, a total copying of the Korean plot... Even the changing of shoes, face slapping and the marching army, the piano recital and the soldier in amusement park scenes... Really... I keep thinking of the Korean movie when I saw the scenes...

And then I start comparing them... And I can't help but feel like shedding some tears... for the Korean movie's scenes! Yes... I don't find the Hollywood scenes sentimental or sad, it is the Korean ones, which I think of due to the Hollywood ones, that made me feel like crying...

I almost fell asleep a couple of times... And several couples walked out of the theater halfway through the show... And boy nearly snored as he slept through half the movie...

I seriously think the Hollywood people should just let us, Asians, do our thing and watch the dubbed or original for best effect, Asian films... Or just release your versions on your own soil and dun come and waste our time and money... :p

Reading

Yup... Been reading...

Finally finished my book. I used to read pretty fast, finishing a book in a month or less... But then, that was before I drive and was taking public transport to work... After I drive, I took forever to finish a book... The last one took me a year!... My cute foot reflextologist keep asking me why I am still reading the same book... Kekeke... :p How can I read? I would rather read his muscular arms and his exposed chest when I was being massaged by him... ;)

Anyway... I also read quite a lot of blogs daily... Been habitual now... :p Unless I am too busy, I will read 12-15,18 different blogs, mostly of my friends', every morning and sometimes at night... Just to see what's new in their lives and to update myself so I will know what to ask and what not to say with them... :p

And there are a few friends who are currently suffering from some blog slag syndrome... :p and that reminds me that I should update my blog too! :p

Been lazy... Workload's slowly coming down from last week... But I am still feeling lazy to write and update... A lot of ideas and topics... But dun feel like penning them down...

Even did not update my pop charts! *yikes!* I better do so before I lost touch... :p

Oh... A friend had been calling me Sg's cruising directory... *damn*... So, I might do a writeup, or a mini series on the cruising spots of the Island... Kekeke... :p That will be on top of my proposed series on the island's spas and reviews on the massage services I had engaged...

Hope I will be diligent enough to write and post... :p

Thanks for reading! :)

Finding the 99,999th and 100,000th reader

Hmm... I think I forgot to mention... The 99,999th and 100,000th reader, please do a screen capture and send to me if you are interested to meet me... :)

I know I thick skin lah... But it is also can opportunity for me to meet new friends mah... :) Just like how it is how I met Mr J Black and became friends with him... :)

So, I am all for it... And certainly would love to meet up the 2 persons, at least for coffee... :p ;)

Wall.E

Wallllll....Eeee....

Eee....Va....



Aww...



:p

Since when is the love between 2 robots so celebrated by humans?

Wall.E, Waste Allocation Load Lifter - Earth Class, is a robot working on the deserted Earth at the year 2700, after the humans had polluted it so badly, all life died out and the humans had to flee... And after several hundred years, Wall.E had developed a personality... And a friendship with a cockroach... And it is lonely...

So, when Eve, Extra-terrestrial Vegetation Collector, is sent on a mission (directive) to source for bio-life on Earth, Wall.E falls for Eve and when Eve found a plant and needs to be brought back to the Axiom, a spaceship where humans had lived and evolved in deep space for several hundred years, Wall.E follows her and inevitable, reminded the humans up of their link to Earth and their ability to walk... And thus set them on a mission to return to Earth and clean the place up so they can live on Earth again.

The first half an hour or so, there is absolutely no dialogue from the characters... At first I thought it will be boring... But then, Wall.E is so cute and lovable... No one cares if there will ever be any form of dialogue... Though the story is a little ridiculous, it can remind you of what we humans are doing now to harm our home... The ONLY place we can safely live in... The one and only Earth...

So, enjoy the movie, throw away your logic, but be reminded to be environmentally friendly... :)

And fall in love with Wall.E... :) I know boy did... Kekeke... :p

Kissing

I loved kissing...

As I mentioned to LS when he interviewed me earlier for one of his blog entries, kissing turns me on... 110%... :p

But I realised that not many people really like to kiss...

And not many people know how to kiss...

The bad kissers usually use too much tongue and slap their tongues all over your face, covering you in their spit... Or uses too little tongue... Or bites and scrapes with their teeth... Or the worst... swallow your mouth in their mouths... *faintz*

Kekeke... Ok... jokes aside... I learnt how to kiss from someone who hooked up with me at a toilet when I was in my JC days... Ya, I know... pathetic, right? Learning how to kiss in a toilet?!?!...

But he is a good teacher, I would say... And I guess he must be pretty desperate to find someone to kiss... To wanna teach someone how to kiss in a toilet... :p

Anyway, ever since then, I just fall in love with kissing. So much so that it sometimes can be kinda difficult to feel high without kissing... And most of the time, I will actually almost immediately lose interest in someone if he turns out to be someone who doesn't wanna kiss...

But one thing I am shy about... Is kissing a family member... :p Maybe it is the Chinese culture that I grew up with... We dun kiss when we were young. So, it was very weird when I kissed my mum on her cheeks some years back during Mothers' Day... I really wanted to do it again... To let her know I love her... But I just feel weird doing it... :p

But other than that, I have no qualms about kissing a friend, even in the mouth... :p I think it is because I am very comfortable with having sex with a friend... And as such, I am not shy about kissing a friend... But if it is a female friend... Erm... I have yet to try... LOL!

Oh... One thing about kissing... What are your opinions on kissing a smoker? I know some smokers will actually chew gum, eat mints or rinse their mouths before they think they will get to kiss... But sometimes, they dun get the chance to do so... Had you ever kissed a smoker before? Do you like it? I am ok with light smokers... The aftertaste is sometimes a little bitter... but generally, it is tolerable... But... There are some smokers... Wah biangz... Really have no idea what they think... They must be really thinking they are so adorable and that their heavy smoking does not make their mouths (and other body parts too) smell, that others will love to kiss them... I once had a very bad experience when I was invited to a guy's place and we were starting to strip and have fun when I leaned in to kiss him and he frenched back and I almost wanted to throw up immediately... His mouth was not bitter... It was awfully sour... Like milk turned bad... I think I just quickly let him JO me, cummed and leave as soon as I can and finding something to rinse my mouth with... :\

Ok lah... Enough said... I know there will always be people who dun like my idea of being able to enjoy kissing everyone... And that kissing a stranger is definitely different from kissing a loved one... And I certainly agree to that... But to me, kissing is just like sex... It can be a part of making love or just a physical need.... :p

So, do you like to kiss?

Thanks for reading... :)